There are very large mushrooms growing in my backyard. I went in the backyard to take pictures of them and now my legs feel itchy. I think it’s all in my head, but last year I wiped out a bunch of poison ivy. I’m sure there’s some back there, but I think I avoided it today.
So, I picked the mushrooms and grilled them up. I’ve had really odd hallucinations the rest of the night. NO, not really.

