A conversation relayed to me by Colleen:
Violet: I need Daddy.
Colleen: He’s taking a shower and spending some time by himself.
Violet: But, what about me?
A conversation I had with Violet last night:
Me: (In the midst of a windstorm) Violet, look out the window, what are the trees doing?
Violet: The trees, they’re dancing.
Piece of advice… See the picture above? See how the blue floor matches the blue windows and the orange floor matches the orange windows? DO NOT switch the floors around, even if you think it’s funny. It’s not funny.
See the girl with the pink vest? Don’t put her in the purple chair or the purple sleeping bag. Just don’t even try it.
There are no funny Mason stories. He spent the weekend shutting his fingers in doors. Daylight savings time is not funny, it’s really no joke. What time will he wake up tomorrow? He wakes up at 5 am on a regular basis.
